Quoted

" The official rules at home " 

•  Murphy's Law

-  If anything go wrong it will

• Ballweg's Discovery

-  Whenever there's a flat surface someone will find something to put 

•  Dickson's Gardening Discovery

-  When weeding,the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valubale plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily it is a valuable plant.

• Dorothy's Dilemma

- The heavier the package and the farther you must carry it,the more your nose itches.

• Todd's Rule of Barcode Malfunction

- The bar code in the checkout line won't work on items you're embarrassed to be buying.

• Rosenbaum's Rule

- The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

•  Parent's law

- By the time you are right,you are dead.

• Smith's Fourth Law of Inertia

- A body at rest tends to watch television.

( P.S : i don't own the copy rights for this article,i quoted it from my school newspaper )