Spelling Mistakes

Ever thought how a simple letter can change everything ?

A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to

add 'e' at the end of a word.....


"I'm having such a wonderful time! Wish u were her....!"

whats next ? :P

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A Mathematician's Love Letter

De-Morgan's Law,

Binomial Avenue,

United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in face,conical
nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Before
seeing you

my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness)
from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my
heart, it

differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I
should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of
my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet meat parabola restaurant on date 10 at
sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be
like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima,
of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,

Pythagoras

just dedicating this to a lovely person who's doing further maths now :D

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Life

Sometimes it just PRISON BREAK;

Sometimes you are just LOST,

In a jungle of thoughts.

Sometimes its just all about FRIENDS,

Sometimes you wonder HOW you really MET.

Sometimes you are just BEHIND THE dead LINES.

Sometimes you have too far to run.

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Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - oh god !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer .

wish i could answer like dis :D :D

i wanted to write something...but nothing comes to mind at this time ( 5.37am :P ) ...so thought of writing it here since i loved it :P credit goes to the original writer.......ill write something 2mrw :D till then have fun :D i am m off to sleep

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Quoted

" The official rules at home " 

•  Murphy's Law

-  If anything go wrong it will

• Ballweg's Discovery

-  Whenever there's a flat surface someone will find something to put 

•  Dickson's Gardening Discovery

-  When weeding,the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valubale plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily it is a valuable plant.

• Dorothy's Dilemma

- The heavier the package and the farther you must carry it,the more your nose itches.

• Todd's Rule of Barcode Malfunction

- The bar code in the checkout line won't work on items you're embarrassed to be buying.

• Rosenbaum's Rule

- The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

•  Parent's law

- By the time you are right,you are dead.

• Smith's Fourth Law of Inertia

- A body at rest tends to watch television.

( P.S : i don't own the copy rights for this article,i quoted it from my school newspaper ) 

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Recipe for happiness

Ingredients

 1   very happy smile

 1   forgiving spirit

 1   can of happy memories

 2   very strong doses of hope and belief in your self

 1   bottle of realistic dreams

 1   table spoon of unselfishness

 1   worthwhile thing to do

Method 

       First of all take one of take one forgiving spirit. Mix it in a bowl till it becomes stronger. When it is quiet acceptable,add a very happy smile. be sure to get the biggest and the sweetest one available. Open the can  of happy memories and savor them at one at a time.

      In a separate bowl,mix the bottle of realistic dreams with two strong doses of hope and beliefe in yourself. When this mixture becoms strong add it to the first mixture.

For the topping:

    Mix the tbsp of unselfishness with one worthwhile thing to do. The worthwhile may differ with your taste. But just make sure it is something bring happiness to someone.

• A dash of positivity would also help your happiness. You could enjoy your happiness more if it is shared.

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