Quoted

" The official rules at home " 

•  Murphy's Law

-  If anything go wrong it will

• Ballweg's Discovery

-  Whenever there's a flat surface someone will find something to put 

•  Dickson's Gardening Discovery

-  When weeding,the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valubale plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily it is a valuable plant.

• Dorothy's Dilemma

- The heavier the package and the farther you must carry it,the more your nose itches.

• Todd's Rule of Barcode Malfunction

- The bar code in the checkout line won't work on items you're embarrassed to be buying.

• Rosenbaum's Rule

- The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

•  Parent's law

- By the time you are right,you are dead.

• Smith's Fourth Law of Inertia

- A body at rest tends to watch television.

( P.S : i don't own the copy rights for this article,i quoted it from my school newspaper ) 

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Recipe for happiness

Ingredients

 1   very happy smile

 1   forgiving spirit

 1   can of happy memories

 2   very strong doses of hope and belief in your self

 1   bottle of realistic dreams

 1   table spoon of unselfishness

 1   worthwhile thing to do

Method 

       First of all take one of take one forgiving spirit. Mix it in a bowl till it becomes stronger. When it is quiet acceptable,add a very happy smile. be sure to get the biggest and the sweetest one available. Open the can  of happy memories and savor them at one at a time.

      In a separate bowl,mix the bottle of realistic dreams with two strong doses of hope and beliefe in yourself. When this mixture becoms strong add it to the first mixture.

For the topping:

    Mix the tbsp of unselfishness with one worthwhile thing to do. The worthwhile may differ with your taste. But just make sure it is something bring happiness to someone.

• A dash of positivity would also help your happiness. You could enjoy your happiness more if it is shared.

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