Tuesday, November 16, 2010

A Mathematician's Love Letter

De-Morgan's Law, Binomial Avenue, United States of Matrices. My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in face,conicalnose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Beforeseeing youmy heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness)from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to myheart, itdifferentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with realroots, which only you can...

Monday, November 8, 2010

Life

Sometimes it just PRISON BREAK;Sometimes you are just LOST,In a jungle of thoughts.Sometimes its just all about FRIENDS,Sometimes you wonder HOW you really MET.Sometimes you are just BEHIND THE dead LINES.Sometimes you have too far to r...

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.Wife - would you like to have some snacks?Husband - hard disk full.Wife - have you brought the saree.Husband - Bad command or file name.Wife - but I told you about it in morningHusband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.Wife - oh god !forget it where's your salary.Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.Husband - sharing violation,...

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Quoted

" The official rules at home "   Murphy's Law -  If anything go wrong it will Ballweg's Discovery -  Whenever there's a flat surface someone will find something to put   Dickson's Gardening Discovery -  When weeding,the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valubale plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily it is a valuable plant.Dorothy's Dilemma - The heavier the package and...

Recipe for happiness

Ingredients  1   very happy smile 1   forgiving spirit 1   can of happy memories 2   very strong doses of hope and belief in your self 1   bottle of realistic dreams 1   table spoon of unselfishness 1   worthwhile thing to do Method         First of all take one of take one forgiving spirit. Mix it in a bowl till it becomes stronger....